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paranormal bouquet...

Jul. 27th, 2006 | 04:06 am
location: Endsville

Update...
Renew...
Restore...

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I have a job interview this morning....but I cant remember the name of the company for the life of me, or the position I applied for.

anyways...on to more important things.

My DVD collection is now safely back into my possession, and me and Rants are apparently having an x-files marathon, and hopefully a Dark Shadows marathon will follow sometime in the future...after all...

I need to start acting my age.

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Banned From Teen Arts....

Jul. 25th, 2006 | 08:33 pm

ah, the internet...making suicide more practical, and less painful.

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A Guide To Hanging Yourself
Stones Pounds Drop
14 stone 196 lbs. 8 ft. 0 in.
13.5 stone 189 lbs. 8 ft. 2 in.
13 stone 182 lbs. 8 ft. 4 in.
12.5 stone 175 lbs. 8 ft. 6 in.
12 stone 168 lbs. 8 ft. 8 in.
11.5 stone 161 lbs. 8 ft. 10 in.
11 stone 154 lbs. 9 ft. 0 in.
10.5 stone 147 lbs. 9 ft. 2 in.
10 stone 140 lbs. 9 ft. 4 in.
9.5 stone 133 lbs. 9 ft. 6 in.
9 stone 126 lbs. 9 ft. 8 in.
8.5 stone 119 lbs. 9 ft. 10 in.
8 stone 112 lbs. 10 ft. 0 in.

.....so archaic..what the fuck is an "8 stone" anyways?


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Super Powers Enable Me to Blend in With Machinery

Jul. 23rd, 2006 | 07:27 am
location: Mikey's Office
mood: indifferent indifferent
music: Im Humming "Everyday" by Buddy Holly

"Hold on tight, but dont hold me down. Stay all night, if you wanna. Do you worst, your worst to me."

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Favors move the world...they set the tone for anything up and coming....I need a favor...I need a benediction...


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Basic Physics vs Del Shannon...

Jul. 23rd, 2006 | 03:18 am

Del Shannon didnt sing "Blue Velvet"...Bobby Vinton did...Frankie Valli didnt sing "Teenager in Love", Dion and the Belmonts did...you make sense of it...




....you would expect a guy like that to go out with a much bigger bang...Unless you consider a single shot from a .22 caliber rifle a big bang....its a shame...to much time spent looking down...you get exhausted

....and dont even get me started on the death of Elvis Aron Presley...it was the "Great American Going out of Business Sale"...

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in other news

Main Entry: exhaustion
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: tiredness
Synonyms: burnout*, collapse, consumption, debilitation, debility, enervation, expenditure, fatigue, feebleness, lassitude, prostration, weariness

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